Lyme Beast: You Know You Have Lyme Disease When...

You know you have Lyme Disease when...
1. You are hungry, and you suddenly realize that NOW you can get down all those supplements you couldn't force down fifteen minutes ago.
2. Your medicine cabinet has turned into half of a dresser.
3. The antibiotics you use could keep the local town safe for a year in the event of a disaster.
4. In 30 seconds, you can think of at least 5 ways to get pills down.
5. Your pharmacy bill is higher than your mortgage.
6. The weekly grocery bill for your food is less than that of your dog's food.
7. You suddenly realize that holy shit, you actually look good in a string bikini because you have FINALLY lost those last 5 pounds!  Too bad you don't feel well enough to go anywhere in it...
8. To keep track of your car in parking lots, you always park in the same place.  And you always forget where that place is.
9. Your daily pill regimen involves more time periods than the most nurses' shifts.
10. You can drink two pots of coffee and still go to sleep in five minutes or less.